love this joke

The Psychiatrist & The Proctologist

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist;  they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors". The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.   "Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go.   Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again..   Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.   Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again!   So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance.   "Nuts and Butts" - no way.   "Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good.   "Loons and Moons" - forget it.   Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends".  Everyone loved it.